I got Punk'd... Well, sort of, at least.

And because I want to use both of these icons, since they're both appropriate:


themarisa DARED me to post the lyrics to Michael Bolton's "Can I touch you there?" and declare it my favourite song. (At least she was kind enough to let me disclaim and tell you all that this is a dare.) So here goes...

OMG I LOOOOOOVE TIS SONG!!!!1! ITS LIKE TEH BEST 1 EVA!!!!

( And here are the bloody lyrics... )

So, does anyone want to put me out of my misery and Avada Kedavra me? Otherwise, I'll just stand in this corner and be ashamed of myself. Gods, why am I such a music snob? Wait, it's Michael Bolton. Right. Argh!

Another Dare, Another Post

Got DARED again, this time by calairiel. Now I have to explain why Norwegians are much more awesome than Swedes. Oh well, lucky I'm not nationalistic.

Norwegians -- and Norway in general -- are much better than Swedes because among their population, they have Lise Myhre, the creator of Nemi. Seriously, nothing can top that. Also, Norwegians always sound happy, no matter how angry they are. They can't help it; it's their language. If you sound like you're always singing a happy tune, you can't sound all that intimidating. Think of the possibilities! Norwegians can threaten to disembowel you with their bare hands, and everyone who doesn't know Norwegian will never know!

(Should be added that I do think Nemi really is awesome. Just, you know, so you know.)