Fic: "The Year At Hogwarts..."

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This... is totally roterhimmel fault. We were fooling around and talking rubbish, and we ended up daring each other to write a crack-fic in two days, both with the same premise. We agreed that we had to use a predetermined line (I got "There are some who think it's nothing but metaphorical.") and that the fic had to be between 100 and 1000 words (which I almost managed). Again; this is all her fault. Unbeta'd crack: consider yourselves warned.


Title: The Year At Hogwarts That Didn't Turn Out Quite As Peter Had Planned Which Made Him Very Miffed Indeed
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
Characters/Pairings: The Marauders; Lily, Severus, assorted characters (Highlight to read: RL/SB, SB/JP, RL/JP, RL/SB/JP, LE/SS, LE/JP, RL/SB/JP/LE)
Rating/Warnings: PG-15 // Highlight to read: Gratious sex, threesomes/foursomes, more sex, open relationships and even more sex
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 1 431
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters; I'm just playing around a bit.

( 'I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused. What do you see in that big-headed prat anyway?' )