I've kept count on the times it turn out we're thinking the same thing. The number is, frankly, a bit scary. Violin serenading. We need violin serenading. Singing Baker Street Irregulars are optional.
That... makes sense and would be so awesome. Though I still think some piece of clothing should be present. Holmes would probably be considerate enough to allow Watson some modesty, but "eccentric genius"-y enough to not realise that a tiny scrap of fabric isn't going to make a lot of difference.
YES. YES, AND A THOUSAND TIMES YES. Creepy care-taking, oh, my latent dark kink is wreaking havoc at the moment. The whole fic should be like this. Like, a definite tone of creepiness throughout the whole story, and it should damn well end with Holmes and Watson being crime lords. Morality and sensibilites be damned; I want a fic where borderline deranged people do borderline insane things and everything is not "fixed" in the last minute and everyone learn their lesson.
::melts:: Oh, oh, yes, please, a "join the dark side me" speech must be in it. With gratuitous reference to RDJ's husky, dark chocolate voice and asjassjlkjsfljdlfjgjigjdl (I also propose an unhealthy abundance of handcuffs!kink, possibly even subtle gunplay?)
Because he's sexy. Let's be honest, okay? :D
... Actually, dark!Watson isn't that bad either. Unf, yes, Holmes lures that hidden side of him out into the open, and loves it, and Watson is basically high all the time on different hormones. That's also how the sexing happens? Like, after a particularly excellent "case", they sort of just fall into bed together? Or do we have a more... sinister twist to it?
(I think the only thing I balk at is murder and non-con. Beating people into a pulp on a regular basis, sure thing, but not murder. Holmes' moral compass isn't that wonky. Unless... Well, if Watson were to get hurt, Holmes might not be held responsible for his action, perhaps? [No non-con because I hate it, simple as that.])
YOU ARE WRITING THE BODICE-RIPPER? OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE CHOCOLATE! ♥ Awesome. (Seriousness is not a bad thing! :D) My dear Watson, you can hardly blame me for everything. I merely showed you how to look at this from another angle; where that complex tangle that is your mind takes you from there, I cannot be held responsible for.
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Date: 2010-02-08 06:33 pm (UTC)RDJ is so sizzling hot in Zodiac. UNF.I've kept count on the times it turn out we're thinking the same thing. The number is, frankly, a bit scary.
Violin serenading. We need violin serenading. Singing Baker Street Irregulars are optional.That... makes sense and would be so awesome. Though I still think some piece of clothing should be present. Holmes would probably be considerate enough to allow Watson some modesty, but "eccentric genius"-y enough to not realise that a tiny scrap of fabric isn't going to make a lot of difference.
YES. YES, AND A THOUSAND TIMES YES. Creepy care-taking, oh, my latent dark kink is wreaking havoc at the moment. The whole fic should be like this. Like, a definite tone of creepiness throughout the whole story, and it should damn well end with Holmes and Watson being crime lords. Morality and sensibilites be damned; I want a fic where borderline deranged people do borderline insane things and everything is not "fixed" in the last minute and everyone learn their lesson.
::melts:: Oh, oh, yes, please, a "join
the dark sideme" speech must be in it. With gratuitous reference to RDJ's husky, dark chocolate voice and asjassjlkjsfljdlfjgjigjdl (I also propose an unhealthy abundance of handcuffs!kink, possibly even subtle gunplay?)Because he's sexy. Let's be honest, okay? :D
... Actually, dark!Watson isn't that bad either. Unf, yes, Holmes lures that hidden side of him out into the open, and loves it, and Watson is basically high all the time on different hormones. That's also how the sexing happens? Like, after a particularly excellent "case", they sort of just fall into bed together? Or do we have a more... sinister twist to it?
(I think the only thing I balk at is murder and non-con. Beating people into a pulp on a regular basis, sure thing, but not murder. Holmes' moral compass isn't that wonky. Unless... Well, if Watson were to get hurt, Holmes might not be held responsible for his action, perhaps? [No non-con because I hate it, simple as that.])
YOU ARE WRITING THE BODICE-RIPPER? OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE CHOCOLATE! ♥ Awesome. (Seriousness is not a bad thing! :D)
My dear Watson, you can hardly blame me for everything. I merely showed you how to look at this from another angle; where that complex tangle that is your mind takes you from there, I cannot be held responsible for.
Stephen Fry is made of Awesome. :D